GAPaholic strikes again
My name is ..... and I have a mild addiction (OK, a full on addiction) to the GAP. I cant ever seem to walk in to that store and walk out empty handed. I have been avoiding the GAP for a while now in hopes of curing my addiction and also so that my closet doesnt entirely look like a mini version of a GAP outlet. Who wants to be a walking GAP ad anyway??
Anyway, after staying away for months and years, I went in today and my gawd, everything is on sale! I found these nice suede gloves for half price (I really do need gloves cuz I don’t have any...) and this woman was standing next to me eyeing MY GLOVES. They were the last ones in Small! So I took my time trying them on, and admired them. Felt the warm fuzziness against my cheeks. The entire time, this woman was leering at me, hoping that I would put them back. So.... I held on to them and took my own sweet time. I tried on different colours and then the touques above them. I pawed the scarves and even tried to find a match. She kept looking at my gloves. Well, I wasn't about to let these nice gloves drop for her to swoop in like a predatory hyaena waiting for her chance at the kill. Fat chance lady! Hahahahaha!! I kept them and then went to pay them.
I left the GAP feeling somewhat guilty having fallen off the wagon but oh so satisfied at frustrating that woman. hahahaha! Take that, lady!! Now I'm just waiting for karma to come back and bite me in the ass.
Anyway, after staying away for months and years, I went in today and my gawd, everything is on sale! I found these nice suede gloves for half price (I really do need gloves cuz I don’t have any...) and this woman was standing next to me eyeing MY GLOVES. They were the last ones in Small! So I took my time trying them on, and admired them. Felt the warm fuzziness against my cheeks. The entire time, this woman was leering at me, hoping that I would put them back. So.... I held on to them and took my own sweet time. I tried on different colours and then the touques above them. I pawed the scarves and even tried to find a match. She kept looking at my gloves. Well, I wasn't about to let these nice gloves drop for her to swoop in like a predatory hyaena waiting for her chance at the kill. Fat chance lady! Hahahahaha!! I kept them and then went to pay them.
I left the GAP feeling somewhat guilty having fallen off the wagon but oh so satisfied at frustrating that woman. hahahaha! Take that, lady!! Now I'm just waiting for karma to come back and bite me in the ass.
posted by jadedmonkey at 6:01 p.m.
2 Comments:
hahaha omg! congrats babe! hi-5! hahaha happy holidays! hope to run into u somehow! - will -
You're not the walking Gap ad because I am! I ended up buying my 3/4 length wool coat! I look so preppy, I loves it. Incidently, keep your receipts 'cuz one of my insiders told me that on Boxing Day is another markdown. You can get a price adjustment!!
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