Random musings
(pilfered from another blog ... )
My uncle once:
Never in my life: will I knowingly cause anyone any sort of pain or suffering.
High school was: 5 years of my life that I'd sooner forget.
I will never forget the moment:
I once met: A Chinese guy who lives in France and spoke English with a French accent.
There is this girl I know: She showed me her boobies. I was completely fascinated by them and I must admit, a little bit turned on.
Once at a bar:
Last night I watched: Miami Ink. I love that show. It's rekindled my fascination with tattoos and the reasons why people get them. There was another documentary on tattoos that I saw on CBC recently which was equally fascinating.
If only I had: learned about working out at a gym when I was 21. I woulda been a hot boy! Instead, I find myself playing catch up and it's a lot harder in your late 30s. Come to think of it, at 21 I was terrified of those buffy gym boys and had enormous woodies for them at the same time. Hmmm, probably a good thing that I discovered the gym at a later age. hehehe
Next time I go to church: It will most likely be for a wedding.
When I turn my head to the left: It doesn't hurt
When I turn my head to the right: It doesn't hurt either.
You know I'm lying when: break out in a cold sweat and stammer.
If I were a character written by Shakespeare: I'd wear leotards, weird poofy skirt like thingies and speak ye olde English.
By this time next year:
A better name for me would be:
If I ever go back to school: I would be one of those old doods in the class bewildered at how young everyone looks.
You know I like you if: touch u gently on the arm or shoulder while talking to you.
If I won an award:
Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, and Geraldine Ferraro are: a thinker, a composer, a banjo picker and a Democrat VP runner (people with crazy poofy hair)
Take my advice:
My ideal breakfast is: 1) a cup of cappucino, a chocolate croissant, eggs benedict and smoked salmon over whole wheat toast smothered in hollandaise and a cup of fresh fruit OR
2) ackee and saltfish, cornmeal dumplin', a cup of freshly squeezed OJ and a cup of Blue Mountain coffee
If you visit my hometown: you will sweat a lot. It's very hot there.
If you stay overnight in my house: I will make breakfast for you (unless its a week night, then you are welcome to my Cheerios on top of the fridge)
I'd stop my wedding to: put out the fire on the bride's dress
This world could do without: mosquitoes
I'd rather: be sunning my lazy ass on a tropical beach in the south east asia
My favorite blonde is: Pam Anderson, but I like the answer "Belgian" (hehe)
Paperclips are: dangerous if used as amunition in an elastic band slingshot.
If I do anything well: please praise my efforts.
and by the way:
My uncle once:
Never in my life: will I knowingly cause anyone any sort of pain or suffering.
High school was: 5 years of my life that I'd sooner forget.
I will never forget the moment:
I once met: A Chinese guy who lives in France and spoke English with a French accent.
There is this girl I know: She showed me her boobies. I was completely fascinated by them and I must admit, a little bit turned on.
Once at a bar:
Last night I watched: Miami Ink. I love that show. It's rekindled my fascination with tattoos and the reasons why people get them. There was another documentary on tattoos that I saw on CBC recently which was equally fascinating.
If only I had: learned about working out at a gym when I was 21. I woulda been a hot boy! Instead, I find myself playing catch up and it's a lot harder in your late 30s. Come to think of it, at 21 I was terrified of those buffy gym boys and had enormous woodies for them at the same time. Hmmm, probably a good thing that I discovered the gym at a later age. hehehe
Next time I go to church: It will most likely be for a wedding.
When I turn my head to the left: It doesn't hurt
When I turn my head to the right: It doesn't hurt either.
You know I'm lying when: break out in a cold sweat and stammer.
If I were a character written by Shakespeare: I'd wear leotards, weird poofy skirt like thingies and speak ye olde English.
By this time next year:
A better name for me would be:
If I ever go back to school: I would be one of those old doods in the class bewildered at how young everyone looks.
You know I like you if: touch u gently on the arm or shoulder while talking to you.
If I won an award:
Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, and Geraldine Ferraro are: a thinker, a composer, a banjo picker and a Democrat VP runner (people with crazy poofy hair)
Take my advice:
My ideal breakfast is: 1) a cup of cappucino, a chocolate croissant, eggs benedict and smoked salmon over whole wheat toast smothered in hollandaise and a cup of fresh fruit OR
2) ackee and saltfish, cornmeal dumplin', a cup of freshly squeezed OJ and a cup of Blue Mountain coffee
If you visit my hometown: you will sweat a lot. It's very hot there.
If you stay overnight in my house: I will make breakfast for you (unless its a week night, then you are welcome to my Cheerios on top of the fridge)
I'd stop my wedding to: put out the fire on the bride's dress
This world could do without: mosquitoes
I'd rather: be sunning my lazy ass on a tropical beach in the south east asia
My favorite blonde is: Pam Anderson, but I like the answer "Belgian" (hehe)
Paperclips are: dangerous if used as amunition in an elastic band slingshot.
If I do anything well: please praise my efforts.
and by the way:
posted by jadedmonkey at 3:51 p.m.
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